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  1. "Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."

  2. "Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get grey. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but grey."

    1. Sadik

      Sadik

      what about mexican? when are they jonning the mix?

  3. "Here's your moment, wait a moment, and the moment is gone. Then you forgot what it was that you want."

  4. "Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."

    1. Emjay
    2. Emjay

      Emjay

      I was reading thing and was. Going to say fag but I guess I beat myself to it because I typed it already and forgot!lawl

    3. Jp

      Jp

      Psychooooo....

  5. "My spider sense is tingling. Your... spider sense? Pop culture reference. Sorry."

    1. Dogger

      Dogger

      thats just your gaydar going off ..

  6. "Pay Attention Son, You Might Learn Something"

    1. Sadik

      Sadik

      i love you mantequilla

  7. "Right. We need to set some ground rules. First off... no more punching me in the face. Secondly, when I punch you in the face, you tell me how you feel so I can write that down on my clipboard. Third... no touching my clipboard."

    1. Emjay

      Emjay

      i enjoy hurting you. BAM

  8. "Take A Deep Breath.........Because We Just Started."

  9. "The present has scared away the past. There's nothing left but now and future."

    1. Sadik

      Sadik

      and we fucking know what WE are about to do soon!

    2. RZA

      RZA

      fortune cookie?

    3. RZA

      RZA

      todays forune..man who go to bed with itchy ass..wakes up with stinky finger

  10. "Time ain't gonna cure you honey, Time don't give a shit. Time ain't gonna cure you honey, Time's just gonna hit on you"

    1. Jp

      Jp

      If you can name this song without googling the lyrics, my hat goes off to you. If I wore a hat that is.

  11. "Yes. It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and...everybody lives happily ever after."

    1. Emjay

      Emjay

      "liar" good quote good quote

  12. After True Blood, I'm thinking Boardwalk Empire, any other suggestions?

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    2. Dogger

      Dogger

      Breaking Bad, fallen skies

    3. Angelz

      Angelz

      Being Human US, Sons of Anarchy and Lost Girl

    4. Optical
  13. All nighter complete, someone make me a sandwhich.

  14. All nighter part 2, where is everyone? I go out for a few hours and everyone up and disappears.

  15. All nighter then a gentleman's club, who's in! Sadik I know you are.

  16. Call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie, That's long for Mud. So I've Been told..

  17. Jp

    First, update your ts, second I heard a rumor that you drank too much wine once, do tell. Third whatever happened to twitter? I heard a rumor that you had one really stalkerish fan, and closed it, can you confirm? ;)

    - Jp

  18. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    1. ThaKilla

      ThaKilla

      Originality at its best... PSYCH! jheypee pls, sthap

    2. Jp

      Jp

      Gooby, I was using that as a name before your balls dropped and you realized you loved CTU. trololol

    3. ThaKilla
  19. Grilling ribs, with my special sauce. And no, not that special sauce.

    1. Jp

      Jp

      Jelly? Yea you jelly.

    2. Jp

      Jp

      Jelly? Yea you jelly.

  20. Guess who's attempting to actually sleep for 7 hours!

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    2. Sadik

      Sadik

      yep,guess who dd sleep over 7 hours,,,,how the fuck u know about my time sleep now?

    3. Emjay

      Emjay

      He knows becuz i have been sending him my private videos i have been making of my sadik stalkage :P

      He now knows EVERYTHING mwahahahaa

    4. Sadik

      Sadik

      get a panoramic camera if your planning to stalk me in the shower ,miss rubber ducky! mouahahahaha

  21. Guess who's got a Strawberry Shortcake ice cream bar!

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    2. Sadik

      Sadik

      btw,i love those mini quiz your making!

    3. Jp

      Jp

      Not Julia, but I did get her one!

    4. Emjay

      Emjay

      and you didnt buy me one mother fucker HOW RUDE im telling my mommy!

  22. Jp

    Hack the planet!

  23. Hail to the king, baby.

    1. Jp

      Jp

      That is all, and to save time, the king is me.

    2. Sadik

      Sadik

      Well if it goes that way,im the almighty rich clown ronald and dogger is the redhead from wendys

    3. Emjay

      Emjay

      lol

      you guys are retarded.

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