Goofy Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pmosh Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Eff that!!!!!!!!!! You're crazy, this is BS! YOU READ ME! It's BS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogger Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 It's soooooooo true and you know it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofy Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 dang it don't have a translation for when pmosh says its BS hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pmosh Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Nuuu It's not entirely true because I don't say whatev... I just say EFF YOU BETCHASS MOTHEREFFER! Told you it was BS! Oh gayness, so gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofy Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 hehe your super gayness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost|NDE Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 I've experienced a lot of these so it's not right its not wrong, it is what it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sadik Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 -Come on babe,we got to be there at 10 pm...-FINE,GO AHEAD and start the car,ILL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES - u know it will be fun,all our friends are over there....-WHATEVER....-what,u dont wanna go?-DONT WORRY ,ILL DO IT...i dont really like your friend but ITS OKAY-u know i love u right?-THANKS....(SIGH)....SEEM LIKE IV BEEN TROUGH THAT ALREADY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euth Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 LMAO Sadik....You hit the nail right on the head...I think we all have been there...If not...then you know what you have to look forward too...HAHA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pmosh Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 9 phrases men use~1) "Sure. I'll throw the trash out right now." - translates to - "If I remember to throw out the trash during the commercial break, I will do so. If I forget, then you'll have to remind me again. Shhh, runners on first and third, no outs." (Go Yankees)2) "Is something wrong?" - translates to - "What did i do wrong now? And how long is it going to take for you to figure out how to blame me for whatever it is you're upset about? I don't have all night."3) "Sure, what do you want to talk about?" - translates to - "I will sit and listen, but I can't promise you that I'll pay attention. You have 3 minutes before the game comes back from commercial break.... annndddddd GO."4) "No, that doesn't make your butt look big" - translates to - "When you know 'no' is the only answer, why do you ask?"5) "No, she's not prettier than you" - translates to - "Same as #4. How stupid do you think i am? It's a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer it. Although, I have a feeling you'll let me know anyway."6) "I'm sorry." - translates to - "I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but it seems to be the only thing that'll let me watch the rest of this darn game."7) "You're right, I'm wrong." - translates to - "You are angry. I am hungry. You don't cook when you're angry. Soooo..."8) "Thank you" - translates to - "While you're up cooking, can you make that pie I really like?".9) "You are beautiful" - translates to - "Now that the game is over, and we're done eating... how about we... you know... (wink wink)." <33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofy Posted September 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 dang thought I lost that list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost|NDE Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is not solving anything....it's just turning into the battle of the sexes and separating the men from the women which is not what we should be doing. We are putting a bigger rift in what we have and not applying first aid to the wounds we are causing....I can tell you one thing Maria....I don't watch baseball hardly ever so don't put me in that category....not all men are insensitive assholes just like all women aren't stuck up bitches....do you see my point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pmosh Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh okay, I apologize! <3It was supposed to be funny though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelz Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'm wondering why there wasn't a defense post made with the post(s) that started it? Like all women are like that cough w/e cough!! but w/e w/e whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<3 Maria....dangit girl you beat me to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofy Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Ghost chill man mine and maria posts are just jokes nothing more to it than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost|NDE Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Sorry Goofy but I'm a little on edge as of late and I haven't been much in the joking mood because the joke seems to be me currently...at least in the Spearhead world. I am a respectful person to start with and all I've been putting up with lately is disrespect when I don't deserve it. So yeah, I'm a bit jumpy right now, I apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optical Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 9 phrases men use~1) "Sure. I'll throw the trash out right now." - translates to - "If I remember to throw out the trash during the commercial break, I will do so. If I forget, then you'll have to remind me again. Shhh, runners on first and third, no outs." (Go Yankees)2) "Is something wrong?" - translates to - "What did i do wrong now? And how long is it going to take for you to figure out how to blame me for whatever it is you're upset about? I don't have all night."3) "Sure, what do you want to talk about?" - translates to - "I will sit and listen, but I can't promise you that I'll pay attention. You have 3 minutes before the game comes back from commercial break.... annndddddd GO."4) "No, that doesn't make your butt look big" - translates to - "When you know 'no' is the only answer, why do you ask?"5) "No, she's not prettier than you" - translates to - "Same as #4. How stupid do you think i am? It's a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer it. Although, I have a feeling you'll let me know anyway."6) "I'm sorry." - translates to - "I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but it seems to be the only thing that'll let me watch the rest of this darn game."7) "You're right, I'm wrong." - translates to - "You are angry. I am hungry. You don't cook when you're angry. Soooo..."8) "Thank you" - translates to - "While you're up cooking, can you make that pie I really like?".9) "You are beautiful" - translates to - "Now that the game is over, and we're done eating... how about we... you know... (wink wink)." <33GENIUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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