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Happy Birthday Numnut

only team that matters are the Nucks and pens look crappy so far hehe

Happy belated BIrtthday BIggy

Happy Birthday Lab

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket - $95.00 Court Costs - $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPTI NOOB

damn Sadik i'm sure you ordered yourself the male doll not the female one

Fox cough cough News doctoring a story for the Republicans cough cough no way say it ain't soooooo Fox News might as well be the new Jerry Springer Show, It is a news organization with half truths and facts to make Democrats look bad and Republicans look good, just watch CNN when they have their daily program Keeping them Honest segment you will see most of the crap Fox News puts out oh and none of the Republicans get caught having extra marital sex with young boys or men hehe righhhhhhhhhttttttttt LOL

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/gaming/fox_news_decides_videogames_cause_rape_gets_taken_task_real_journalists

most telcos in canada already had the caps in place, telus, shaw, bell etc. depending on your plan your cap can be as high as 100gbs per month but that is both up and down combined. my independent isp had unlimited for $50 a month now thanks to bell getting that ruling it is capping it to 100gb a month, otherwises my isp will be charged for over going over the bandwidth they buy from Bell, but being that there might be an election this year our most dumbass government on other issues, told the CRTC to look at their decision and come back with a no cap decision. They don't want to upset the 18 to 35 yr olds how don't really vote that much, but if they get pissed off they will go and vote them out.

Happy Birthday Beefy baby hopefully the tranny Sadik and I got for you arrived in time ;P

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well they have this neat invention called a keyboard hehe when not playing we do read the msgs in ts so get on numnut

2010's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.' And So The Christmas Season Begins......

hey Ghost you numnut

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

pretty neat that is like the discovery show when they filmed the seals training

whohoooooooooooooooo pant pant pant

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said,

Happy Birthday Sunny

there probably would be ppl paying a subscription for the newer game just to get the extras, but ppl on the Xbox allready pay a subscription fee to play games on it so would that mean they pay 2 fees? and the computer players would resist but like I said there will be some that pay for the extras, all it takes is for a competitor to say nooooooooooo way to it and take away business from activision

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Saskatchewan prairies without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a Revenue Canada ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie..You know how I work....You have three wishes.' 'I'm not falling for this.' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going to trust a Revenue Canada genie.' 'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!' The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. 'OK!, I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.' ***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.' 'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.' ** *POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!' After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.' ***POOF*** He was turned into a tampon. Moral of the story: If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/rumor_microsoft_killed_pcxbox_cross-platform_play_because_%E2%80%9Cconsole_players_got_destroyed_every_time%E2%80%9D