Goofy Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business guests on the golf course. The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway. As the American businessman knows a small amount of Italian he says, " Buon tiro ", which means - " Good shot " ! The Italian businessman replies, " Grazie ". The second guest, who is from France, tees off and hits a fantastic shot that lands on the green, thirty feet from the hole. As the American businessman knows a small amount of French, he says, " Tir fantastique ", which means, " Fantastic shot ". The French businessman replies, " Merci ". The third guest, who is from Japan, tees off and amazingly the ball goes straight in the hole, a hole in one ! The American businessman does not know Japanese words, or phrases. But on one of his previous visits to Japan, he had dated a Japanese girl. She used to moan, when he made love to her. Sometimes, she would shout out, " Ura-ana, Ura-ana !!! ". He remembers this & repeats these words, to his Japanese guest. The Japanese businessman is confused. He replies, " What do you mean, by wrong hole? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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