ghost|NDE Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 I've been coming up with some humorous things that I could use some of your talents to expand upon. I am merely just one man, so I cannot take this as far as it could go.....So. Like PayPal, VIsa, Master Card, Debit etc....there is a new payment method called DICK.Some thoughts that have been shared were conversations on the topic consisting of:"Do you take DICK here?""Don't worry about it, I'll just put it on my DICK""I didn't know you guys took DICK here?""Damn it!! I just found out I overdrew my DICK""DICK, don't leave home without yours!""Use your DICK here!""We take DICK!" (Sadik loves that place ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optical Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Change the word wand with dick, in the harry potter books. Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jp Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry."Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everythingA magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to."Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.""Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them."Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wangThen, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optical Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 ROFL see what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flawless Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 LOL!That was epic trolling of Harry Potter.Should put that shit in a Harry Potter Fan Club Forum, and just see all the replies you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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