"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Johnny Boy Smith! He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, we're on it right away sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Johnny Boy's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept and find nothing. They move the Large peices of wood outside piece by piece. Still Nothing. Then, using axes, they bust open every single piece of wood, but still find no marijuana. They threaten & swear at Johnny Boy until they finally leave. Just then the phone rings at Johnny Boy's house. "Hey, Johnny Boy! Did the FBI come to your house today?" "YES!!!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "They did." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"