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  1. Is it even humane for people to give you birthday spankings at your age? LOL! Happy birtday Hellz. My mom's is the 16th...(today) You crabby Cancer person
  2. Happy belated birthday!! So what have you learned over the last year that has significantly changed your life? Please list some examples Goofy has already given you your birthday spanking, because that's what Canadians do for each other on birthdays. I hope he used something a little more painful than his bare hand to maximize the pain....well, in your case, the pleasure you sadist <3 bro!
  3. Happy belated birthday MJ! I hope you had a great weekend, and that you see many more birthdays That is of course if we don't all perish during a cataclysmic even such as those prophesied to happen on December 21st in the year 2012
  4. A law was set forth in Russia that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only; Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer. ------------ -- ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes ----------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence e on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A.. Their birthplace ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'? A. One thousand ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common? A. All were invented by women. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill , they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Don't delete this. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web -site at the bottom of the screen. 8.. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
  5. An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...' Some old men can still think fast.
  6. ghost|NDE

    Me!

    I'd say it's cool but I don't like the whole idea of girls kicking any kind of balls. J/K you have some "I just smoked a few crack rocks" kind of energy out there lol.
  7. Reminds me of when I was a young boy Sadik! I really had some skills back then.
  8. I believe there should be more instructional videos like this! I give this 1.5 thumbs up because I prefer brunettes!
  9. Thanks! Lol....So Sadik wants to webcam for me and Napster wants to die with me....now that is <3
  10. "So I went to the doctors today and he said I was suffering from ED (Erectile Dysfunction) and he then told me that you're my prescription."
  11. Well that will never happen to me because my little pony is the most beautiful little pony in the world!
  12. I'll pull a Fedor on all of your asses and leave you on the canvas I am painting with your blood
  13. Well, I picked 2 of the final 4 so that's not bad. Overall my percentage sucks and unfortunately I will not be $10,000 richer from ESPN GO STATE!
  14. Pepper..where did you come across that old clip of JP's from back when he used to wear his hair in like a afro-mullet kinda way? I'm sure he won't "talk" about it talking takes effort. I remember those days...good times.
  15. Safe picks? I have a bunch of upsets, I wasn't just going with the numbers....I'm gonna look up my bracket now to see how well or poorly I'm doing lol
  16. Here's mine...didn't think too much about it, no science involved just going with intuition. http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/entry?entryID=1199448&print=true
  17. You can set a small TV on that ass and do some multi-tasking!
  18. If you are not a pro gamer, please do not click this link or even attempt to play this! http://armorgames.com/play/4309/this-is-the-only-level
  19. Goofy, the pictures I've seen clearly show the second shooter behind the icy knoll!
  20. Opti is jealous of all those women....he can't even grow a mustache yet!
  21. I have my tinfoil hat on right now as we speak....the Canadians winning gold in hockey is due to a device implanted inside the puck which when activated makes the puck unstable and unpredictable and more likely to score a goal on kick ass goalies like the US goalie that came from Michigan State University. This was evident in last year's NHL finals with the Penguins and once again in the olympics....the one common factor in both of those victories seems to be that dirty Canadian Crosby! I smell a conspiracy
  22. I just have to throw out the fact that the goalie for the U.S. team comes from Michigan State University! Woot...Spartans ftw! uh huh uh huh
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