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here you go Killa if you haven't bought a psu yet here are some reviews of psu's, gives you an idea of the companies you are considering for the low end side of the psu's http://www.maximumpc.com/search/psu

ok you noobs on facebook Razer sent me this email about a contest since I don't have facebook thought it might be good to post here for someone to have a chance to win this system. and no i don't get anything by posting this link so good luck you facebook noobs http://apps.facebook.com/razerbfgiveaway/contests/221588

Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take some muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants. His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass."

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The only cow in a small town in Alberta , Canada , probably Westlock , stopped giving milk. The people did some research & found they could buy a cow up in Melfort, Saskatchewan, for $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan & the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, & the people were pleased & very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow & produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull & put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull & he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset & decided to ask the local Veterinarian, who was very wise, what to do. They told the vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away" they said. "If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side & she walks away to the other side." The veterinarian thinks about this for a minute & asks, "Did you buy this cow in Saskatchewan ?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Saskatchewan ?" The veterinarian replied, with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Saskatchewan ."

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." 'This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." '"OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through The oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a runnin'. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Then I call them by their last names."

but Dogger i gave you a fresh batch the other night sheeesh how soon they forget you

you guys hacked my panties again sheesh Sadik is going to be jealous now

opening a restuarant whoooooooooo boy hope you don't mind the 70 plus hours a week

who cares Vancouver all the way and pits really Dogger lol philly in 6

My wife told me to go to the doctor's and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm still looking for a place to live.

A Newfoundlander is driving down a road in St. Johns .. A sign in front of a restaurant reads: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer 'Lord tunderin' jaysus' he says to himself, 'me 3 favrite tings!'

ok what is worse Doggie having a picture of Sadik and his rubber ducky or Sadik needing photoshop to enlarge his rubber ducky

lol

SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....It takes less than a minute... If you are over 35 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S ******** Answers ******** 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3. PANTS 4. PULSE 5. SIX 6. BOOKS You got all 6 wrong....didn't you? You do NOT have Alzheimer's You are a Pervert

Geography Lesson Of A Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,.. with a sense of pride and satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

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Happy BIrthday COke opps mean Pepper

A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown NanaimoBritish Columbia and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. "The annual salary is $85,000, and you'll have to go to Moose Jaw,Saskatchewan." "Good grief, is that where the job is?" "No sir, that's where the end of the line is right now."

ohhhhhhh you poor poor person hehe congrats

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http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/isps_may_institute_usage_fees_counteract_streaming_video_surge

ever since Janet's purposeful nip slip we can no longer get ads like this in Canada or USA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpi2IAec9Ho instead we get omish style ads

Medicccccccccccc you numnut you