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Goofy

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  1. Goofy

    how to do CPR

    the video is near the bottom of the page http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/industry-news/marketing/save-a-life-a-super-sexy-psa/article1576371/
  2. http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1742
  3. erectile dysfunction what is that eh?
  4. hehe crap now I have to go for Montreal the shame of it all
  5. history is repeated for those that don't study history and if Halak has a great game penguins are going back to the artic and antartic
  6. hehe Dogger read your own tagline under your avi lol that was the past
  7. whohoooooooo 6 for 8 for me new picks east Philly Montreal yep Dogger they are taking out the penguins west who else but Canucks San Jose
  8. hey Sadik was that you or Dogger sniffing the seat in the commercial
  9. here are a few links for that special woman in your life or just for Dogger and Sadik yes these are actual products and not porn sites thought it was way funny http://jezebel.com/5445537/my-new-pink-button-restore-the-youthful-pink-color-back-to-your-labia this one is toooo funny http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/ check out the jewellery LOL http://www.etsy.com/shop/VulvaLoveLovely
  10. Goofy

    so...

    he means a chappell ie a hat
  11. Goofy

    so...

    whole lot of butt going around and not one sexual joke, sad very sad indeed and yes I include myself in that sad part
  12. who is naughty who is nice you better watch out Basher is making a list
  13. Super dog because when I piss it is super piss
  14. think this is just funny not trying to be political because I love Obama THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different...Two Different Versions.... .......... .... Two Different Morals OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving. CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green .' ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant ? s house where the news stations film the group singing, ?We shall overcome.? Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight. Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper , and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper . The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant?s food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn?t maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood. The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.
  15. https://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/1.swf
  16. east washington philly boston pittsburgh west chicago vancouver san jose phoenix
  17. what you lost the beef eh? how goes it numnut
  18. they show boobs when you enter their server and you see their logo
  19. this is just their homepage http://boobgamers.com/
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    Goofy crisis

    finally a system that can run Crysis higher then 46fps
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