Flawless
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Flawless got a reaction from ThaKilla in Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer for a test run, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the
fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it
broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw
off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
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Flawless got a reaction from ThaKilla in My Car?
So, everyone knows I have the ability to drive, maybe not the most ineptly or legitamitely, but I can, right? Yea. So, my dad wanted me to look cool when I drive to school everyday. Thus, he bought me a new car, but I can't drive it yet, because I'm still learning the ways of the road.
It's a 1972 Buick Skylark. It's in good condition, with some rust and cosmetic wear, but you have to consider how old it is. Nearly 38 years old.
Here's some pics of it. If you're looking for pics of under the hood, I can take some later on. The post only allows three pics per post, which is gay. Here's the first two.
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Flawless got a reaction from ThaKilla in Seasons Greetings
That's quite nice of you Dogger, wish I had the determination to give you something so mutual.
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Flawless reacted to ThaKilla in My Car?
YO that shit is fucking nice, it's almost legit clean, rust wise... but yo that pos cant beat my 86' civic thats sitting ducks in my yard... geez haha
but actually its mad nice yo.
I run with a Chevrolet Express commercial van.. Yo that shit is so fucking gangsta.. But it costs a fucking arm to fill that bitch up... it's like 120$ per full tank...
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Flawless got a reaction from Sadik in Happy Bday SADIK
Lawl, you idiots, even I knew it was yesterday!
Too bad I was sooooo effin busy or else i would have posted for Sadik on the correct day lol.
NUBS, ALL OF YOU ARE NUBS.
<3
Happy B-lated Birthday Sadik!
-Flawless
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Flawless got a reaction from Emjay in Happy Bday SADIK
Lawl, you idiots, even I knew it was yesterday!
Too bad I was sooooo effin busy or else i would have posted for Sadik on the correct day lol.
NUBS, ALL OF YOU ARE NUBS.
<3
Happy B-lated Birthday Sadik!
-Flawless
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Flawless reacted to Goofy in Thanks u U.S.A
LOL Sadik you numnut you just jinxed yourself now your going to get tons of snow
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Flawless reacted to Emjay in Thanks u U.S.A
i dont shovel i have a snow blower and a boyfriend who does that shit WOOOT!
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Flawless reacted to Sadik in Thanks u U.S.A
For dealing with all the snow that canada was suposse to get!!
Hey! i shovell only once this winter! yay!!!!!
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Flawless got a reaction from Emjay in My Car?
So, everyone knows I have the ability to drive, maybe not the most ineptly or legitamitely, but I can, right? Yea. So, my dad wanted me to look cool when I drive to school everyday. Thus, he bought me a new car, but I can't drive it yet, because I'm still learning the ways of the road.
It's a 1972 Buick Skylark. It's in good condition, with some rust and cosmetic wear, but you have to consider how old it is. Nearly 38 years old.
Here's some pics of it. If you're looking for pics of under the hood, I can take some later on. The post only allows three pics per post, which is gay. Here's the first two.