Flawless Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not producetoys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel thePre-Christmas pressure.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, whichstressed Santa even more.When he went to harness the reindeer for a test run, he found thatthree of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped thefence and were out, Heaven knows where.Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and ashot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves haddrunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and itbroke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the strawoff the end of the broom.Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to thedoor, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great bigChristmas tree.The angel said cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this alovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like meto stick it?'And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmastree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sadik Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Good one flawly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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