Stealth Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Why I got divorced....Last week was my birthday...My wife didn't wish me Happy Birthday...My parents forgot and so did my kids....I went to work....Even my colleagues didn't wish me....As I enteredmy office my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss"...I felt so special...She asked me out to lunch...after lunch, she invited me to her apartment...WE went there...She said,"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?""Okay", i said...She came out 5 min later with a cake AND My Wife,My Parents, My Kids, My Friends, & My Colleagues....All Screaming, SURPRISE...and I was waiting on the sofa....NAKED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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