Why I got divorced.... Last week was my birthday... My wife didn't wish me Happy Birthday... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went to work.... Even my colleagues didn't wish me....As I entered my office my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss"...I felt so special... She asked me out to lunch... after lunch, she invited me to her apartment... WE went there...She said,"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay", i said... She came out 5 min later with a cake AND My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My Friends, & My Colleagues.... All Screaming, SURPRISE... and I was waiting on the sofa....NAKED.