Nymphomaniac Convention

[Goofy]

A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for
New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful
woman boarding the plane.
He realized she was heading straight toward his
seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted
out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and
said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United
States ..."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she
responded," I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality.."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well,"
she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most
well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely
to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.
We have also found that
the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the
woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really
shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
Paddy."