Goofy Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to inquire why.Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.Scot: Aye, so do I.Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?Scot: Aye, neither do I.Secretary: But you are a Jew?Scot: Aye, I be that.Secretary: So you are circumcised?Scot: Aye, I be that too.Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Columbus. But this is the first time I heard, that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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