Goofy Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I valueyou as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope thatyou will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending theevening with my 20 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.When the man came home late that night, he found the following letteron the dining room table:My Dear Husband,I received your letter and thank you for your honestyabout my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity toremind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a mathteacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while youread this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of mystudents, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,and like your secretary, is 20 years old.As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, youwill understand that we are in the same situation, although with onesmall difference -20 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 20.Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost|NDE Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Nice one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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