farmer

[Goofy]

A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK . . .

You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of 'Mad Cow Disease',

arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.

THE INTERVIEW WENT AS FOLLOWS:

The female reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of 'Mad Cow Disease'.

Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between

this phenomenon and 'Mad Cow Disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day . . .

and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

THIS PROGRAM NEVER AIRED