Different view points a little adult orientated :P

[Goofy]

Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work.

Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night?

Woman 2: No, it was a disaster ... my husband came home, ate his dinner

in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4 minutes, rolled

over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home. He took me out to a

romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we came

home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay.

After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic sex and then we

talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..

Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night?

Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on the table,

I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut

the electricity because I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to take my wife out

to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we didn't have money for a cab.

So we had to walk home for an hour and when we got home, there was no

electricity, so I had to light fucking candles all over the house! I was so pissed

off that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour.

After I finally did, I was so mad and aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my

wife was jabbering away for another hour!

[Sadik]

pouhahhaaaaaha

[Optical]

lmao

[ghost|NDE]

That's hilarious!