one more :P

[Goofy]

hehe sorry women had to do one more *S*WEG*

I never quite

figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never

have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why

men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR

EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into

bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel

like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was

that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads

to hear..

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to

my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I

do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen

that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day

off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went

shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while

she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide

which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to

compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each

outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair

of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have

thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing

me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to

play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine,

honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement..

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is

all

Dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when

I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went

completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said,

'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch

with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as

a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,

I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy

you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.....but at least that

bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

[Optical]

rofl this one made me laugh

[Sadik]

10/10

[Pmosh]

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Whatever!

[ghost|NDE]

Fuckin A right man...men and women are equal, and don't think any differently cuz you'll just wind up disappointed.

[Pmosh]

Umm no.

JK!