Jump to content

Optical

Clan Admin
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    673

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    8

 Content Type 

Posts posted by Optical

  1. New Alice in wonderland w/ Johhny Depp

    in Randomness

    Posted

    CAN'T WAIT!

    http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=56475

    And i think its in 3d

    Walt Disney Pictures has provided ComingSoon.net with new images from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland featuring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, Anne Hathaway as the White Queen, Mia Wasikowska as Alice, and Matt Lucas as Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Also included are three more pieces of concept art.

    The March 5, 2010 release, also starring Michael Sheen, Crispin Glover, Stephen Fry and Alan Rickman, is almost like a sequel to the original story. The traditional tale has been freshened with a blast of girl power, courtesy of writer Linda Woolverton (Beauty and the Beast). Alice, 17, attends a party at a Victorian estate only to find she is about to be proposed to in front of hundreds of snooty society types. Off she runs, following a white rabbit into a hole and ending up in Wonderland, a place she visited 10 years before yet doesn't remember.

  14. =D

    in Randomness

    Posted

    "Hello, is this the FBI?"

    "Yes. What do you want?"

    "I'm calling to report my neighbor Johnny Boy Smith! He's

    hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

    "Thank you very much for the call, we're on it right away sir."

    The next day, the FBI agents descend on Johnny Boy's house.

    They search the shed where the firewood is kept and find nothing.

    They move the Large peices of wood outside piece by piece. Still Nothing.

    Then, using axes, they bust open every single piece of wood, but still find no marijuana.

    They threaten & swear at Johnny Boy until they finally leave.

    Just then the phone rings at Johnny Boy's house.

    "Hey, Johnny Boy! Did the FBI come to your house today?"

    "YES!!!"

    "Did they chop your firewood?"

    "They did."

    "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

×
×
  • Create New...