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Optical

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  1. From the official TF2 bog (those funny guys)

    Important Financial Report

    Remember yesterday when Team Fortress 2 was on sale for the ridiculous, mathematically-basically-zero price of $2.49? According to the bean counters, we're now broke. Man, what were we thinking? Anyway, in a desperate attempt to move some units, make up the shortfall, and save the company, TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS ON SALE FOR $2.50 UNTIL 7PM PDT! Pennies from Heaven!

    "Gee," you may be thinking, "I already bought a copy."

    Well, sure, but did you buy extra copies to give away as holiday gifts? Because - thanks to Steam's gifting system - you totally can.

    Here's the best part: You can buy a bunch of copies now for $2.50, then when your grandparents unwrap them on Christmas morning, TF2 will be selling for $19.99 again. They'll think you spent almost 700% more than you actually did! It's like you're stealing from us and lying to your grandparents! It's the perfect crime!

    And because we're so crazy, for all we know, by the time December rolls around, we might be selling Team Fortress 2 for six hundred bucks. Or more! Who knows? OH MY GOD GO BUY SOME PRESENTS!

    genius!

  2. It started after I plugged it in my friends ps3 to see if i could play my music through it. We ended up figuring it out and we somehow ended up watching fear and loathing in las vegas from my ipod. well after the movie i get rdy to leave and then notice that my backlight does not come on. well now i seem to somehow make the screen not work..it doesn't come on, but i can still hear the options turning and stuff when i move the wheel thing, did my screen possibly die out or something?

    When i go to reset it with the middle button and menu button i don't see the apple logo.

    :P:P

  3. 9 phrases men use~

    1) "Sure. I'll throw the trash out right now." - translates to - "If I remember to throw out the trash during the commercial break, I will do so. If I forget, then you'll have to remind me again. Shhh, runners on first and third, no outs." (Go Yankees)

    2) "Is something wrong?" - translates to - "What did i do wrong now? And how long is it going to take for you to figure out how to blame me for whatever it is you're upset about? I don't have all night."

    3) "Sure, what do you want to talk about?" - translates to - "I will sit and listen, but I can't promise you that I'll pay attention. You have 3 minutes before the game comes back from commercial break.... annndddddd GO."

    4) "No, that doesn't make your butt look big" - translates to - "When you know 'no' is the only answer, why do you ask?"

    5) "No, she's not prettier than you" - translates to - "Same as #4. How stupid do you think i am? It's a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer it. Although, I have a feeling you'll let me know anyway."

    6) "I'm sorry." - translates to - "I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but it seems to be the only thing that'll let me watch the rest of this darn game."

    7) "You're right, I'm wrong." - translates to - "You are angry. I am hungry. You don't cook when you're angry. Soooo..."

    8) "Thank you" - translates to - "While you're up cooking, can you make that pie I really like?".

    9) "You are beautiful" - translates to - "Now that the game is over, and we're done eating... how about we... you know... (wink wink)."

    :lol: <33

    GENIUS!

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