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yes... you can show me just how much you love it
Dirty man
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said,
"Quick, get me another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top,
You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that i cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"
The husbans sighed and said, "Oh shit, it's started"
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I heard that mj is part American so she actually celebrates July 4th