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  1. He said he'd come stand up as a groomsman in mine and Cheri's wedding, 11.11.12, and now it seems he has pulled a pump fake as his last text message was "Only if Tanya go".<---not goes because he refuses to learn proper English. Wtf Frenchie! She is terrified that you'll rape her. If she did comply with your selfish demands then she would be forced to use pepper spray along with a rape whistle while you satisfy the legalities of the PPO order she'll have taken out on you by then. Think of all the bridesmaids you'd be letting down by not stinking up the place with that cheap French cologne, the smell of Black and Milds permeating your essence, and your stupid accent which stupid hot chicks fall for all the time. Put your money where your mouth is and be there douche. Men's Warehouse go now, got fitted for my tux today :P PS You're a bitch. PSS I still love you though PSSS but you're still a bitch. PS^4 Is your girlfriend too embarrassed to be with you in public at the wedding, which makes you not want to come?

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    You gonna be the first to get one Rope? Or is Sadik gonna beat you to it?

    ;)

  3. I've been coming up with some humorous things that I could use some of your talents to expand upon. I am merely just one man, so I cannot take this as far as it could go.....

    So. Like PayPal, VIsa, Master Card, Debit etc....there is a new payment method called DICK.

    Some thoughts that have been shared were conversations on the topic consisting of:

    "Do you take DICK here?"

    "Don't worry about it, I'll just put it on my DICK"

    "I didn't know you guys took DICK here?"

    "Damn it!! I just found out I overdrew my DICK"

    "DICK, don't leave home without yours!"

    "Use your DICK here!"

    "We take DICK!" (Sadik loves that place :D )

    ;)

  4. Studies show that cops nail people driving red vehicles more than other colors because it sticks out more. Red says hey, lawman, check me out and ticket me if you can catch up with me nub. ;) It is nice tho, congrats! :(

  5. #1 Washington Capitals vs #8 New York Rangers

    #2 Philadelphia Flyers vs #7 Buffalo Sabres

    #3 Boston Bruins vs #6 Montreal Canadiens

    #4 Pittsburgh Penguins vs #5 Tampa Bay Lightning

    West:

    #1 Vancouver Canucks vs #8 Chicago Blackhawks

    #2 San Jose Sharksvs #7 Los Angeles Kings

    #3 Detroit Red Wings vs #6 Phoenix Coyotes

    #4 Anaheim Ducks vs #5 Nashville Predators

    Screw the Penguins! I hope Crosby gets a career ending blister!

  6. k then how bout your favorite mind game?

    My brother taught me, when I was a young boy, to go up to a random person (the first time I witnessed it was in a mall with him) and point at the ground first before you say anything and then say to them "hey, you dropped your pocket". They look befuddled for a few seconds and pat their pockets wondering how the fuck they dropped it. It's classic! :D:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

  7. Card:....................Uno

    Playing card:..........No Limit Texas Hold'em Poker

    Console old:...........NHLPA (insert a year)

    Console:................Guitar Hero Wii

    Old arcade:............Galaga with Frogger a close second

    New arcade:...........Hoop Jones

    PC now:................Spearhead forever!

    PC old:..................Leisure Suit Larry/ Oregon Trail a close second

    Board:...................Monopoly

    Outdoor party:........Cornhole

    Sports:..................Golf (if you don't consider it a sport then, basketball)

    Bar........................8-Ball but I'm also deadly at darts too

    Drinking..................I never.....(insert something you've never done and if you have done it

    you take a drink)

    ***If you can think of more types add them***

    :D:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

  8. He's not the only one with a dirty mind lol. My mind is the worst here I believe. Not only does it go through extreme highs and lows, it can be excessively dirty as well. During those extreme high moments, I become a bit psychotic, as disrespect directed towards me sets the fuse on the bomb you will soon see explode. Also at that time I become very outspoken to the point where someone needs to give me a big heaping spoonful of SHUT THE FUCK UP! I say more than I should for sure which is why "Tipster" (for obvious skillful reasons), Is what I will call myself in newer games when I finally get them. -_- Care to discuss my beautifully dirty psychotic mind? :lol::):lol::!:

  9. A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

    As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

    Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

    "Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

    "Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?" "No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."

    "That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

    After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas

    drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

  10. Did you see the guy by the truck in black puffin on that blunt coughing and shit on camera? You see, it's moments like these that bring these inner city communities together. Kum Bai Yah and shit. The car blasting the motorcycle cop is epic. -_-

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