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Happy Birthday
Little late even though I wished you an early birthday twice!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Might have been yesterday but I was working, it's the thought that counts.
Used your favorite color to,
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If racial jokes bug you, don't watch.
']It's cool I'm taking it back
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Finally got around to reading le forums.
Give me a bit, I have a giant wall of text to say about this matter.
Since I know some of our non-signed in lurkers are watching this like a hawk
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Happy Birthday Korea!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TF2 NOOB!
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YOU'RE OLD!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Seems like it was suppose to be a joke to me. But who knows.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASUAL
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Happy Birthday Emjay!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD FRENCHIE!
Tabarnak
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That is all,
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After my day today, this must be played.
That is all,
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You're not crazy or anything lawl
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Going to need a book version of that, soo I can carry it around while attempting to trade some hockey sticks for maple syrup.
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"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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Happy Birthday
I sent you a blow-up doll and a picture of sadik. Enjoy!
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Let's all take a trip to the 70's.
That is all,
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Opti...what a casual...me and sadik are getting you a birthday escort.
Happy Birthday!
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McCHICKEN or gtfo
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50% Chance of rage quitting at any time you play!
Also, why aren't we honking more clown noses?
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False Accusation Against Dark Angel
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Cause our old people are awesome.
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