Sorry Sadik Had To Post This :p

[Goofy]

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Canadian Rockies,

were a fellow from Alberta, a fellow from Quebec, a little old Greek lady,

and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the

sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a

bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks..

The little old Greek lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have

groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to

grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she

slapped his cheek.

The fellow from Quebec thinks: That fellow from Alberta must have

groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and

got me instead.

The fellow from Alberta thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,

just so I can smack that fucker from Quebec again.

[Sadik]

LOL!