Goofy Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penisare broken down and there's nothing he can do unlesshe's willing to try an experimental surgery.Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him theytake some muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk,insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of neverhaving sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery andabout 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "tryout his new equipment".Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bobstarts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It getsunbearable and he figures no one can see him so heundoes his pants.No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out ofhis pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple fromthe fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then getsa sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool!Can you do that again?"With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face,Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit anotherapple up my ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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