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Ipenis <3 Rope


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For decades, our scientists have been working very hard on what has become nothing less than an anatomical masterpiece of machinery. Only the highest degree of craftsmanship comes inside this mind-blowing device. The iPenis is designed to fit comfortably in your hands, leaving you the ability to speak freely about whatever it is you want anytime you hold it. Jiggle the iPenis frivolously to eject the app and to load another. This must be done soon after turning it on. We must admit that the sheer wealth of knowledge coming from owning an iPenis, showers you with terabits of information as quickly or as slowly as you like. If you too would love to pwn an iPenis, just dial 1-800- MM-PENIS. Our staff will help you find the best iPenis to fit your needs at any time, and on any day! Order now! Why make this hard on yourself?

You gonna be the first to get one Rope? Or is Sadik gonna beat you to it?

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