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  3. Fuck

    in General Discussion

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    AHH MY EYES!!

    Come on ppl... what's with all the swearing... goooshhh.

    Yes, I have changed... fuck NOOOT. Okay, I still swear like a motherfucker!!

    FUCK YOU ALL FOR NOT FUCKING PLAYING TF2 WITH ME!!!!!!!

    <33 much wubb!

  21. Nine words women use :P

    in Randomness

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    9 phrases men use~

    1) "Sure. I'll throw the trash out right now." - translates to - "If I remember to throw out the trash during the commercial break, I will do so. If I forget, then you'll have to remind me again. Shhh, runners on first and third, no outs." (Go Yankees)

    2) "Is something wrong?" - translates to - "What did i do wrong now? And how long is it going to take for you to figure out how to blame me for whatever it is you're upset about? I don't have all night."

    3) "Sure, what do you want to talk about?" - translates to - "I will sit and listen, but I can't promise you that I'll pay attention. You have 3 minutes before the game comes back from commercial break.... annndddddd GO."

    4) "No, that doesn't make your butt look big" - translates to - "When you know 'no' is the only answer, why do you ask?"

    5) "No, she's not prettier than you" - translates to - "Same as #4. How stupid do you think i am? It's a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer it. Although, I have a feeling you'll let me know anyway."

    6) "I'm sorry." - translates to - "I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but it seems to be the only thing that'll let me watch the rest of this darn game."

    7) "You're right, I'm wrong." - translates to - "You are angry. I am hungry. You don't cook when you're angry. Soooo..."

    8) "Thank you" - translates to - "While you're up cooking, can you make that pie I really like?".

    9) "You are beautiful" - translates to - "Now that the game is over, and we're done eating... how about we... you know... (wink wink)."

    :lol: <33

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