Miracle Of Toilet Paper

[Goofy]

THE MIRACLE OF

TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the

mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically

comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every

day take a piece of toilet paper and

rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet

paper and stand in front of the mirror,

rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,'

my husband replies. I stopped.

'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet

paper between my breasts every day

will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says,

'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,

he may even walk again, although he will

probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

                                                                                  Stupid, stupid man.